10. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
9. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
8. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
7. I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
6. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
5. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
4. You make my software turn to hardware!
3. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
2. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in
1. Nice Shoes. Lets Fcuk.