White Trash Dude Gets DUI On Motorized Bar Stool
March 31, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: FAIL, Hilarity
Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police responded to a report of a crash with injuries, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. 28 year old Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial. I’m impressed that this guy already got his hands on one of the new 2010 models coming out of Detroit.









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