Polar Bear Attacks Woman Who Climbed Into Zoo Enclosure

April 13, 2009

in Douchebagery,Oddities

polar bear attack

Polar bears at a German zoo attacked a woman who climbed into the enclosure. The 32-year-old leapt over bars at Berlin Zoo during the bears’ feeding time yesterday. Despite six zookeepers’ efforts to distract the four predators kept in the enclosure, the woman was bitten several times on her arms and legs. It is not known why the woman pulled the dangerous stunt but she initially appeared to be elated as she swam towards a bear in the enclosure.

I guess she never got the memo:

1. Bears look cute to humans.
2. Humans look like food to bears.



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  • lol

    omfg retard.

  • Skye

    What a dumbass.

  • Ivy

    how stupid can a person be?????

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