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Ex-Pedophile Shares Child-Safety Tips

August 26, 2009 | 7 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures

Here’s a video from the Onion News Network interviewing an ex-pedophile, who shares tips to make your child less attractive to pedophiles. From the look of the guy, I am pretty sure the “ex” is premature.



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  • melissa

    please tell me this was a joke. This was a joke right?

  • Johnson

    uhm…you do know that the Onion News is purely satirical…?