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Ex-Pedophile Shares Child-Safety Tips

August 26, 2009 | 7 Comments » | Topics: Hilarity

Here’s a video from the Onion News Network interviewing an ex-pedophile, who shares tips to make your child less attractive to pedophiles. From the look of the guy, I am pretty sure the “ex” is premature.

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