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Top 10 Craziest Japanese Toys Of All Time

September 3, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: List

Here is a compilation of the top 10 craziest Japanese toys of all time. From a poo and pee doll to a roadkill cat, we present you with the craziest of the craziest.

craziest japanese toys of all time


By the look on this kid’s face, this is either the most fun or most painful toy on the market, which makes sense because it’s a kid’s version of Russian Roulette.



craziest japanese toys of all time

Poking Box

The object of this toy is to stick your finger in the box and poke the animated characters that appear on the screen, almost like a molestable Tamagachi.



craziest japanese toys of all time

Roadkill Cat

Don’t bother telling your little one the cat was sent to “go live on a farm.” Just throw them this toy and they’ll figure it out on their own. Perhaps they’ll enjoy it as much as the little boy on the front?



craziest japanese toys of all time

Mugen Peri Peri

This little toy is designed to mimic the sound and feeling of opening a package…only it has nothing inside. It should make for HOURS of fun!



craziest japanese toys of all time

5 Second Timer

The object of this toy stopwatch is to see how accurately you can stop on exactly 5 seconds. The reward is intrinsic and the frustration endless!



craziest japanese toys of all time

God Jesus Robot

God sometimes takes too long to answer prayers, so when you need an answer right away, try God Jesus Robot! Made by Bandai in the 1980’s, this robot holding a cross was designed to answer questions, similar to a Magic 8-Ball.



craziest japanese toys of all time

Toy Register

The toy that teaches your kids the eight food groups: toys, corn, butter, beer, music, steaks, cakes and apples!



craziest japanese toys of all time

Pee & Poo Dolls

These are supposed to aid in toilet training, but the sad look on the excrements’ faces lead us to believe they just aid in psychological damage.



craziest japanese toys of all time

Lokuloku Pig Toy

This awesomely weird toy lets you squish a pig into jelly. We’re not sure if it returns to its former shape or not, but either way you get to watch it melt.



craziest japanese toys of all time

Bandai Micro Toys

You put these little guys in your bottled water to make it more…fun. Nothing like seeing a long-legged creature in your drink to encourage laughs!


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