Golden Globes 2013 Recap

January 14, 2010 | No Comments » | Topics: main

golden globes recap

I watched the Golden Globes…because I wasn’t invited again this year…thank god….in fact I LIVE TWEETED THEM WHILE FORCING MYSELF TO STAY AWAKE for boring staged speeches, staged nominess, an overall event that doesn’t matter….where people with the silliest of jobs, part of an old boys club, who produce relative uncreative bullshiet to make stupid fuking money, tell each other how good and how brace and how amazing they are…when movies don’t fuking matter….it was on some masturbatory kick…they only funny thing was Sasha Baron Cohen…because he’s a genius….the frat boys would have probably liked Will Ferrell’s bit….and the tits were really few and far between….

I tweeted so hard, twitter turned off my account and said “come back tomorrow”….

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