Japanese Toilets Kick Major Ass

With features like: pre-warmed seats, massage options, auto-lid opening with proximity sensor, blow dryer, germ-resistant seat, air conditioning, glow-in-the-dark surface, dual water jets with soap mixture, music, and O-Zone deodorant systems, the Japanese toilet is hands down the best toilet ever made. If it came with a refrigerator and had a screen to browse internet porn, I probably would never leave the bathroom.