Once in a while I like to do a public servicce and this post goes out to all the high schoolers out there who think it’s cool to skip class, smoke a bowl and watch Adam Sandler movies all day. Be warned, all that tomfoolery, all the truancies and all that dumbassness will undoubtedly lead you to one of the jobs below. So get your shit straight and hit the books!
Skyscraper Iron Worker
A Mascot At A Playground
Bull Elephant Sperm Collector
Tanner
Electric Power-line Dude
Shark Tank Cleaner
Tower Climbers
Sign Holder
