Here’s a definitive list of 10 ways to know when you truly failed as a parent. Although if you need a list like this to know if you failed or not, you failed already.
Your 2 Year Old Smokes More Than A Drunken Sailor
Your 2 And 3 Year Old Know The Inner Workings Of A Shotgun, Uzi And M-16
Your Kid Attracts Trolls On The Internet
Your 1 Year Old Prefers Cheech And Chong Over Saturday Morning Cartoons
Your Daughter Went For The Tramp Stamp Instead Of The Barbie
Your Let Your Kid Be A Football
Your 6 Month Old Knows The Inner Workings Of A Bachelor Party
Your 8 And 10 Year Old Know How To Make It Rain In A Strip Club
Self Explanatory
