Although Charlie Sheen is living in his own world of ‘Winning’ with all the pronstars and coke and excess that he surrounded himself with, we can do our own ‘Winning’ in life by accomplishing any of the 14 feats that I have listed below. Feel free to add your own definition of ‘Winning’ in the comment section below.
Escapes Death Twice In 20 Seconds
Have The Best Senior Quote Ever
Create Your Own Parking Space
Create Your First Playboy Using Modern Technology
Tow The Tow Truck
Use Your Awesome Math Skills To Fcuk With People
Rickroll The Christian Station
Look At Pron In Public And Not Give A Fcuk
Be As Sly As This Guy
Be A Mutha Fcukin T-Rex!
Be Fcuking Invisible
Have the patience to create an Oreo of epic proportions
Make a Halloween costume that requires a pair of nice breast
Crowd surf even though you’re handicapped