Courses For Men And Women

April 21, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, Writing

classes for women taught by men

Courses for Women

(Taught by men, for women)

101 Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

102 Doing Housework Without Complaining

103 Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

104 Going to The Washroom Alone
(formerly Coping Without My Friends)

105 Understanding the Male Response to “Do I Look OK?”

106 Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother

107 Learning How to Initiate Intimacy

108 How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong

109 Understanding the Male Response to “Am I Fat?”

110 Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must

111 The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too

112 Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to “Make Love”

113 “The Weekend” and “Long Boring Walks” Are Not Synonymous

114 How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him

115 The Remote Control: Don’t Touch What You Can’t Handle

116 You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone

117 Honest, You Don’t Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You’re Acceptable

118 Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
(formerly One Can Is Enough)

119 Runs In Your Nylons? It’s Not the End of the World

120 Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook

121 Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There

122 Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours

123 Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases

124 Makeup: The Less is More Theory

125 Nagging: Stop the Insanity!


Courses for Men

(Taught by women, for men)

101 Combating Stupidity

102 You Too Can Do Housework

103 P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

104 How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

105 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas –
Give Us Money

106 Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk
At 4 AM

107 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
(Formerly “Don’t Wash My Silks”)

108 Parenting – No, It Doesn’t End With Conception

109 Get a Life – Learn How To Cook 110 How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong

111 Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right 112 Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

113 You – The Weaker Sex 114 Reasons To Give Flowers 1

15 How To Stay Awake After

116 Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom

117 Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

118A You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

118B The Morning Dilemma – If It’s Awake, Take a Shower

119 The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous

120 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

121 How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

122 The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency

123 Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

124 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

125 You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

126 Honest, You Don’t Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

127 Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

128 The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

129 Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

130 Real Men Ask For Directions 131 How To Take Illness Like a Man