Ladies And Gentlemen, Let Me Introduce You To The Anti-Joke

September 28, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures

brett favre

Anti-Joke: A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. The surprise element thus becoming the joke.

An irishman, a chinaman and an American all walk into a bar. This is an excellent example of integrated community.

What’s funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.

A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

“Knock knock”
“Come in”

A man walks in to a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.

Yo momma’s so ugly that your father no longer finds her attractive, and now their marriage is in trouble.

How do you make a fireman cry?
Kill his family.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A black and a mexican were in the back of a car. They were carpooling to work to save on gas.

A horse walks into a bar.
Several customers then vacate the bar upon realizing the potential danger of the situation.

A: Knock knock
B: Who’s there?
A: The police
B: The police who?
A: Ma’am, your son is dead.