Another Awesome Story Inspired By Crap And Diarrhea

November 30, 2011 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, Story

poop story

At work drank coffee for the first time that morning
drank three cups to make sure it worked
suddenly my stomach feels like someone has filled it with dirt and is trying to make a balloon animal with it
literally feel the shiet straining against my rectum, as if it was possessed by some sort of demon and wanted freedom from its thousand year prison
have to walk all the way down the hall with my ass and thighs clenched tightly
by the time I get to the bathroom. Fm sweating profusely and grunting loudly with every step
go to the nearest stall notice there is someone in the stall next to it. but idgaf
yank down shorts and attempt to slam my ass onto the toilet seat
ass slips off due to the slickness caused by my ass sweat fall off, one of my arms goes into the toilet, my ass slips under the stall divider cant control it
shiet actually explodes out of my ass. covering the entire stall
its occupant starts screaming I start screaming in return.
but I can’t fcuking stop goes on for about half a minute.
shiet erupting from my ass forcefully the entire time finally it dies down,
ass still sputtering and oozing a bit person rushes out of the stall, almost slips on the shiet. and then dashes out of the bathroom
lie on the ground for five or tens minutes, just trying to recover finally.
get up and look in the stall to inspect the damage it is completely lined with shiet.
you can even making out the outline of the previous occupant against the wall there is a huge gooey pile where my ass was sticking through.
probably weighed at least five pounds wipe my ass fast as I can, still takes a long time
terrified someone would walk in at any moment