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December 8, 2011 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures

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Knock, Knock. 
Who’s there? 
Dave. 
Dave who? 
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue. 
I have a gun. 
Get in the van.

What’s sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 
They were my friends.

Q: Why can’t Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? 
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The duck doesn’t say anything because its a duck.

Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? 
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? 
I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you confuse a blond? 
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. 
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

how do you make a plumber cry 
you kill his family

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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  • Rtyj

    Dammit i laughed