A Few Anti-Jokes Because Laughing Is Highly Overrated Anyways

December 8, 2011 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures

brett favre

Knock, Knock. 
Who’s there? 
Dave who? 
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue. 
I have a gun. 
Get in the van.

What’s sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 
They were my friends.

Q: Why can’t Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? 
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The duck doesn’t say anything because its a duck.

Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? 
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? 
I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you confuse a blond? 
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. 
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

how do you make a plumber cry 
you kill his family

An Irishman walks out of a bar.