I Can Say Without A Shadow Of A Doubt, That I Found The Worst Movie Ever Made: Troll 2

January 5, 2012 | 4 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, Movies

troll 2

This is it, folks — the worst movie ever made. My friend made me watch this. She insisted it was a contagion, a disease she was compelled to spread. After seeing it, I truly understand, relate, and recommend. It’s awful! But a transcendent awfulness…you want to pass it around like milk that might be spoiled, but everyone needs to test it anyway. I’ve never laughed so much at something that isn’t even trying to be remotely comedic; it’s a travesty. I’m not surprised there are drinking games built around it, but you’ll be more than amused watching it sober. Yes, it’s that bad! But fun – you want to see it over and over again, and force other people to watch it too. Rent it on a particularly bad day: you’ll forget everything irritating in your life, and be weirdly involved in a world of badly-clad midgets; suddenly wondering if baloney sandwiches or urine could possibly be the solution… If you vote, give it a one – it truly deserves the recognition of being one of the worst movies ever.

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  • Troll 2 is pretty terrible, but I think it’s a far cry from being the worst.

    IMDB actually puts it in the mid 70’s on their bottom 100 list. http://imdb.to/x485QA

    Also, while it looks like it’s not on the list any more, I still say that Pocket Ninjas is the absolute worst movie that I have ever seen. For a while, it was actually #1 on their list. I can only guess that it’s not on the list anymore because it’s just not as well known.

    It’s available on Netflix, I really don’t recommend that you check it out, because it sucks quite a bit.

  • Kiki_vanderway

    Sorry, that honor goes to The Room… Self financed, written and acted in. Watch it and see how hard you laugh at the football scene.

  • Douche

    Rifftrax (of MST3K fame) did a hysterical commentary to this movie. it’s the only way i was able to watch it in it’s entirety.

  • Qbal

    sorry but I felt the worst movie made what kung pow:enter the fist.
    Went and saw it because of the trailer at the cinema and I really wanted my money and life back after watching it.