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Fact: Women Will Test You Ever Chance They Get

February 3, 2012 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Dating

shiet test

It’s a fact, like the sun will rise tomorrow morning or the fact that I will get a boner from looking at pictures of skanks on the internet. Women will test you every chance they get. Why, you ask? They need to know that you have a backbone, that you’ll set limits, that you’ll stand up for yourself. It makes them feel safe when you won’t take any crap. It somehow provides them with reassurance that you are strong enough and confident enough to fight back when you’re provoked and that you’re capable of protecting them from danger. And not being able to pass these tests is the surest way to know that you will be going home with your head tucked between your legs and your right hand to console you from such a failure. Here’s a few examples of common shiet test thrown out by women with the corresponding correct and wrong way to answer and pass such tests.

“I’m mad at you!”

This is a fairly common one. I’ve had this one thrown at me from both a serious and playful side (more often playful).

 

“I have a boyfriend.”

Everyone has heard this one at some point. Most guys just eject and bail here, but it’s always worth giving it another shot. Throwing out an alpha response here definitely takes some balls, but is generally worth the risk.

 

“Can you buy me a drink/do this for me/hold this?”

A COUNTLESS amount of guys are willing to do this ‘small’ shiet for women but the truth is is that it makes you seem like you’ll wait on her hand and foot, so that’s what she’ll begin to treat you as–her butler.

 

“Do you have a girlfriend?”

 

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  • Politrix

    Er, no. These are not alpha responses, they are douche-bag responses. That shiet’s mostly really rude and last time I checked real alpha males don’t manage inter-action like that. You can’t be alpha when everyone thinks you’re a wanker.

    • Duh.

      Uuuh yeah. Thats why its funny. It a joke you see, you probably don’t know any.