The big day is upon us and you got the huge 150 inch tv installed in your living room. You got 3 kegs of beer and an ungodly amount of top shelf liquor that would make an AA meeting tremble in its feet. Now comes the food and while every other Joe Blow is serving up a few bags of Doritos, some pizza and a party tray from Costco, you up the ante and serve up a few of these epic Super Bowl approved food concotions…..
Schnitzels and Things
1 veal, 1 pork and 2 chicken schnitzels, layered with 4 hash browns, 10 rashers of bacon and mozzarella.
3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon flavored seasoning salt.
Monster Baby Meat Sandwich
14 slices of bread, fried sausage, surimi bread, onion rings, eggs, bacon, cheese, house mayonnaise, steak with fried ham, savoyard tartiflette, salami, pickles, red onion, salad, veal cutlet, cooked onion, and mountain ham.
The Big Flippin Burger
Four half pound patties with potato pancakes, five cheeses, grilled peppers, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and a pound of fries for a side.
Bacon Wrapped Chicken Wings
Mexican Funnel Cake
Churros topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberries and powdered sugar.
Chicken fried steak, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, sandwiched between two bacon waffles.
Maple Bacon Doughnut
A donut covered in maple frosting and topped with bacon.
Cookie bottom and cookie top, 9 inches. Layers of Hersey’s milk chocolate, Reese’s peanut butter cups, Twix, two layers of snickers and marshmallows all put together by peanut butter.
A pizza made entirely of meat. The crust is made from ground beef with a perimeter of ground turkey. For toppings: chopped beef roast, buffalo chicken, sausage, sliced ham, bacon, fried hot dogs, chicken nuggets, meat sauce, cheese and pepperoni. The only bread in this pizza was on the chicken nuggets. The Meatzza is enough to feed 8.
The Pizza Burger
Two personal pepporoni pizzas with a hamburger patty on top, with bacon a covered with cheese and ranch dressing.
KFC Double Down Luther Sandwich
A KFC Double Down sandwiched between two glazed donuts.
The Bacon Mug
A giant mug made out of bacon filled with cheddar cheese.
One pound of fried bacon on a toasted Italian bread with lettuce, tomato and mayo.
2 8oz Prime Angus steaks with braised short rib, cheddar cheese, bacon and a fried egg on a toasted cheese and garlic sourdough bun.
Cream cheese, burger stuffed with salami, provolone cheese, fried egg, buttered toast, fried turkey, bacon, grilled onions and peppers, spicy ranch dressing, munster cheese, all on a bagel.
Chocolate Pop Tarts and Bacon Sandwich
Three whole Burger King whoppers puréed with extra mayonnaise and ketchup, garnished with pickle chips. Served as a dip with baked pita wedges.
A hamburger made out of two square pizzas (pepperoni, olives, mushrooms and bacon) instead of bread, and two Quarter Pounders and Fries instead
Meat on Meat 3-Way
Bacon on top of chicken thighs on top of bacon on top of spareribs.
2lb bacon weave stuffed with 1lb ground pork, 1lb spicy Italian pork sausage, 1lb cooked bacon. Applewood smoked & basted with bourbon BBQ sauce.
Cool Ranch, Taco Supreme, and Nacho Cheese doritos covered in two pounds of taco meat, three bags of shredded cheese, jalapenos, guacamole, and sour cream.
Sunrise Heart Attack Sandwich
Half pound of sausage, half pound of bacon, half pound of cheese, a 6 egg omeltte, and hash browns, all sandwiched between 2 seven inch, gravy-filled biscuits.
8oz pattie w/ chili, a fried egg, blue, brie, chevre, bacon and an onion ring on whole wheat.
Big Fat Ugly Sandwich
2 Rolls, 4 Cheeseburgers, Double Cheesesteak, Chicken Cheesesteak, Gyro Meat, Grilled Chicken, Bacon, Sausage, Mozzarella Sticks, Chicken Fingers, Chicken Nuggets, Mac N Cheese Bites, Fried Mushrooms, Jalapeño Poppers, Pizza Bites, Onion Rings, Hash Browns, American Cheese, Mayo, Ketchup and French Fries.
2 Burgers 1 Cup
In-N-Out Double Double, pickles and bacon from a Burger King Whopper and a double dose of Nutella spread.
Tower of Doom Burger
3 pounds of meat, 1/2 pound of bacon, 1/2 pound of cheese, BBQ sauce and a Jalapeño.
A cheese pizza topped with 7 corn dogs.
Plate-size patty. handful of bacon, tomato and onions with melted cheese.
30 meat pattys, 30 cheeses slices, fries and 10 chicken nuggets.
Sweet Lou Burger
Two hamburger patties, fried chicken breast, bacon, tomato, lettuce, gravy fries, fried egg, your choice of cheese, and aioli in a cheddar kaiser roll, topped with a whole pickle.
The Double Double QP Down
KFC Double-Down-Double and McDonald’s Double Quarter Pounder
The Fast Food Super Stack
A McDouble from McDonald’s, a Whopper and some onion rings from Burger King, an order of 5-Piece Crispy Chicken Nuggets from Wendy’s and a Taco Bell Chicken Flatbread Sandwich all combined into one delicious 2,170 calorie sandwich.
The BeHemoth Burger
3 pounds of burger, mayo, Anaheim pepper straws, chedder cheese, carmelized onions, Havarti, country ham, lettuce, pickle chips, sauteed mushrooms, hickory smoked bacon, mustard, corned beef, American cheese and tomato plus fries.
Softshell Crab Bacon Ohama Steak Cheeseburger
The Meet Your Maker Burger
A bun, cheese, bacon, 7 oz. cheeseburger, chicken fried bacon, chili cheese dog-burger, 7 oz. cheeseburger, chicken-fried bacon,grilled cheese, bacon, 7 oz. cheeseburger, chicken fried bacon, chili cheese dog-burger, 7 oz. cheeseburger, grilled cheese, fried egg, topped with onion rings and Faribault Creamery cheese curds.
The Double-Wide Trailer Park Sandwich
Chicken fried steak, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, with two bacon waffles as buns.
Mini-Dog Crust Everything Pizza