5 Pearls Of Scottish Wisdom

February 12, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, List

scottish wisdom

1. Money cannot buy happiness but…somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

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