“Nice Guys” love to complain about the fact that girls never like them. “Blah blah blah, woe is me, I treat her flawlessly, but she still likes that asshole.” We’re inclined to feel bad for them. They really are so sweet, and they say the right things, and they are always there for us. They are the ones who help us carry things, shovel our cars out of the snow, and bring us soup when we are sick. They plan out the perfect dates, they buy us the best and most thoughtful gifts, and they aren’t afraid to tell us how they really feel. They seem to do everything right…but we still don’t want them. It seems stupid. Is something wrong with us? No, absolutely not. There is a reason, and I hope, after having put it in these terms for them, nice guys will finally understand the error of their ways.
Everyone knows that no guy wants some old washed up whore. Sure they want us to be able to swallow their dicks whole and spit it back out without getting our teeth in the way or gasping for air. They want us to be able to ride them, gargle their balls, and scream their name all at the same time. They want us to be sexual fcuking sorcerers, and I’m sure plenty of them complain about girlfriends who aren’t willing to do crazy shiet, or who refuse to give blow jobs without expecting him to buy her a unicorn in return. They want us to be the best lay they’ve ever had. But they don’t want us to do those things with anyone else but them. It’s not very logical. Clearly the girls who are the most experienced are going to be the best in bed, but the reasons a guy doesn’t want a slut for more than a night or so makes sense. People like to say it’s because she’s dirty. I don’t think that’s really why. I’m sure sluts shower. They’re probably the girls who are fastest to jump on the idea of lasering their poons so they are always silky smooth, and if guys were really so concerned about catching shiet, they’d opt for protection more willingly. A vagina is a vagina and if it’s attached to a hot girl, they don’t really care. The reason guys don’t want sluts is because they are easy to obtain. If you’re giving yourself out to everyone, there is no challenge. They want a challenge. Someone they need to chase after. It’s no accomplishment to get someone anyone could have.
This is where it gets interesting…or at the very least, relevant.
Nice guys…are like sluts. Emotional sluts. Think about it. What do guys want? Sex. And a girl who gives out sex left-and-right is a slut. What do girls want? Love. So a guy, who gives out loveleft-and-right…is a SLUT.