When I get the best grade in class!
When your friend’s parents walk into the room
When I spend six hours in meetings and nothing is accomplished
Whenever my boss talks about not being able to pay me just yet because the economy is bad
Everyone in my class when I’m late.
Me watching my crappy roommate’s love triangle unfold.
When I realize I’m not the one being waved at
Getting caught staring at a girl
When I realize that today is payday
When the code I’d been writing finally compiled after hours of debugging
When I see a couple fight and the girl mentions his dick