When my friends told me I should get back with my ex.
When my girlfriend says she’s going to slip into something a little more comfortable.
Your buddy is now Facebook friends with your Ex
Whenever I tell a joke that makes everyone groan
Every morning after drinking a cup of coffee.
When I’m on the phone with my ex
When somebody tries to talk to me in the morning
How I feel driving through Los Angeles during rush hour.
When A Hot Girl I Have A Crush On Tells Me Her Boyfriend Cheated On Her.
When I take a huge poop and it flushes down on the first try
The moment when you realize you have homework on a Sunday night.
When your ex shows up to a party…