When somebody points at something on my computer by touching it with their greesy finger.
How my girlfriend feels when I wake up wanting sex.
When someone makes me laugh when I am in a bad mood.
When my Ex wants to get back with me.
When the food is ready at a party…
When my girlfriend told me she wanted a baby
Every time I approached girls at bars
How I feel when using the bus while high
How I feel looking at “normal” pron anymore.
When I see a girl with a fantastic booty wearing yoga pants
When I pull off something manly…