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March 29, 2012 | 4 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, Writing

If l can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Intemet is "there are no girls on the Intemet". This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fcuk you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Intemet, we don’t have the chance to fcuk you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don’t get a bonus to conversation just because I’d like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like, "hurr durr. I’m a girt" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet. The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Intemet is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

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  • Adonis

    haha excellent post

  • Brandon_henkel

    FFS this post is full of fail.  Anyone who agrees with the post above is a dumb tool.

  • Anonymous

    Agreed Henkel. Just a sexist garbage post. Sounds to me like an angry beta wrote this and thinks he’s entitled to sex because he has conversations with girls.

  • Politrixs

    Yup. Too much aggression man.