On Facebook for my birthday.
Waking up for work hungover
When my older sister has her hot friend over….
How I feel arguing with my parents.
When I wrongly assume I can handle another shot.
Waking up from that realistic sex dream.
Opening RedTube and closing the Live Jasmin popup before it loads.
When my girlfriend is telling me about her day
When you type a “6 page essay” in single-spaced mode and then press the double-space button
When someone insults the music I’m listening to
My face when someone sneaks up on me when I’m singing alone