Noticing a spelling error right after clicking submit
When someone says “We can still be friends.”
When My Girlfriend Says A Joke
When I leave a movie theater in the daytime.
Entering a college party post-graduation.
When I drink coffee after not having had a cup in over two weeks.
When my best friend hooks up with a chick way out his league (my reaction vs her friends’ reaction)
How I feel playing video games with my brother who is 10 years younger than me.
When I fart and I think I might have crapped my pants but I didn’t
Finishing a paper at 2 A.M. only to find out it was due at midnight
Whenever my name gets called first for a sport
How I feel turning in a test where I knew all the answers
When the school nurse lets it slip that someone in the waiting room has genital warts
When girls start posting their summer bikini pics on Facebook
When a person with more than 15 items gets in the express lane