How I feel when I try hanging out with the cool kids
When I look at my bank account in the middle of the month…
When I saw on facebook that a girl I slept with a year ago is heavily pregnant.
When I beat someone at a game they were telling me I was bad at
After eating mostly bbq for 3 days in a row
When my finals end before everyone else’s.
When somebody who shouldn’t be wearing yoga pants wears yoga pants.
When I looked at my semester grades that were posted today
Whenever I try to play my little brother at video games
When my friend tells me her boyfriend doesn’t watch pron
When I don’t know what someone is saying
When my girlfriend is asleep and I want sex