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How To Cook A Steak Like A BOSS

May 11, 2012 | 7 Comments » | Topics: Food, How To

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Gather your stuff

* maters * shrooms * rosemary * garlic * steaky steak (get dry aged, k?)


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Do some prep

* butter * cut stuff if you want it cut * rosemary can stay rosemary


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Let yo steak be room temperature


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Preheat cast iron skillet in oven (450+)

* to get maximum hotness, oh yeaaa


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If you haz NY Strip, score fat like hrrr

* prevents some amount of curling


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Salt and pepper – lots!

* most falls off in the pan, so go wild * do this right before cooking * salting early does some weird stuff to meat (pulls moisture out)


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Grease your meat

* use oil with high smoke point


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Make vegetables to pretend like you’re an adult

* olive oil, in the pan * drop your stuff in like so * sprinkly salt and pepper * low – med heat, and you can’t possibly mess this up


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Pan on the stove

* Steak in the pan * .. and leave it the fcuk alone * 3-4 min. per side for medium (on this particular steak)


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Flip steak

* marvel at crust * veggies in the back, don’t need no tending * 3-4 more min. for steaky


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* butter * rosemary * garlic * spoon over amaze-sauce on top


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Put your fancy stuff on top of steak

* do this to prevent burning everything into blackness * off-camera, flip steak on side to cook fatty side at the end for a minute or so to render it down


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Off the heat, and let steaky rest

* foil it up * don’t wrap too tight or you steam away your crunchy crust * rest 5 minutes+ * depends on patience at this point


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Veggies, don’t give a fcuk

* impossible to mess up * they can do this all day * low heat


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Reveal your man food

* unintentional god-lighting


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Cut open to reveal the sexy

* Entirely optional, can leave whole * I do it for plating pretty-ness


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