Every time I check my bank account
Taking the girlfriend to a fancy restaurant
When your friend introduces you to someone for the first time, and then leaves to take a phone call…
When I go to click on a tab and accidentally close it instead
When my boss comes to check up
When my roommate informed me his little sister’s friend wants to have her 18th birthday party at our house and invite all her friends.
When I type a large word during an essay and the red squiggly line doesn’t show up under it…
When I’m at a club with my girlfriend and some dude asks her “What’s up?”
When I realize I’m the only one laughing at my joke.
When a person with more than 15 items gets in the express lane
When I realize that I forgot about the can of soda I put in the freezer yesterday
When someone won’t shut up in the library during finals week…
How I felt when my parents used to fight
When I find out the girl I like has a boyfriend
When I suddenly realize a joke is being made at my expense