How I feel being the third wheel during a date
How I feel at age 31 when I check out the 20 year old girls on campus.
How I feel trying to have sex at my parent’s house
How I Feel Getting My Girlfriend Off
How I feel when I look at my student loans
How I feel the morning after being blackout drunk
How I feel after going to the gym for 1 day.
How I feel as an engineering student in a humanities class…
How I feel trying to swap my kid’s tooth for money while she sleeps
How I feel after watching 3 straight hours of The Twilight Zone
How I feel after fcuking up a stealth mission in a video game.
How I feel after having yet another party at my house.