When I spot a pretty lady across the room
When I graduated with an art degree and started looking for a job…
Watching the game with friends when my favorite team scores.
When I overheard someone call his wife a c**t at a restaurant
How I feel when my GF asks if I want to go to the bedroom.
My best friend and Is reaction to seeing our female friend’s boob pop out of her bikini
My GF just told me that she invited her Mom to stay with us for the summer.
When I haven’t slept all night and need to go to work…
Whenever I walk into a room and hear stuff I should’nt be hearing
Me watching my Facebook feed as the “Happy Birthday’s” roll in
When I walk in on my roommate watching watching porn
When my younger brother complains about having to clean the car my parents let him drive for free.
When I should have waited for the pizza to cool down before taking a bite.
When I fart in class and it’s not silent, but not loud enough for people to know it was me
When my friends don’t like my choice in music.
Me seeing nudies of Snooki