As a black guy, seeing a tasty looking watermelon at a white friend’s barbecue.
When I’m driving behind someone going 10MPH under the speed limit
Seeing the same stranger twice in one day
When you finish while watching porrn and skip ahead and see better parts..
At the beginning of every NFL season when I realize how many players are younger than me.
When a typo destroys my entire argumant
Sitting at the dinner table while my friend’s parents argue
Reading my syllabus and finding out I don’t need to buy a textbook for the class
When I see someone sneakily double-dip at a party
Clapping for my friend who gets the promotion I wanted
When someone says they need to use my computer for a minute
Even as an adult, when I hear the ice cream truck
When i’m six drinks in and an MJ song comes on
When my girlfriend wants sex on a whiskey night
2 months after i broke up with my gf. Heard she got a new bf. Now she’s pregnant…