When my gf takes me out shopping
When the first girl arrives at the party
When my ex gets dumped by the guy she left me for
When I see a person from High School
When I try to remember if I locked my door when I left the house?
Anyone in an 8 AM class
When my internet is so slow, that my porrn has to buffer every other second
My reaction to Apple’s announcement of the iPhone 5
When I noticed a spelling mistake two seconds after emailing a potential employer
When my girlfriend has finished her period
When the warning pops up before you enter a porrn site
When the waiter is telling me about the specials…
What do we say to our Friday morning lecture?
Remembering my drunken pickup lines from last night
When i’m on the toilet and it won’t come out