When I’m the first one to show up at a party
When Grandma asks me to say grace at family dinner.
When my brother starts to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner
When a non gentleman insults me
When I wake my kids up in the morning for school
When I can’t remember why I walked into a room
When my peepee touches the inside of a public toilet
When my girlfriend insists on talking to me when I’ve told her I need my sleep
When I bring home dinner and nobody is hungry
Woke up to an email that my only class of the day was cancelled
When I review my notes after just taking an exam
Me and my brothers faces when mum comes home with food
When I walked into the kitchen where my roommate and his girlfriend were breaking up
When someone in traffic pbootyes me to become stuck behind the same car I was.
When my friends tell me about what I did when I was drunk the night before