Your crush uploads an album, entitled: “at the beach”
When a website tells me I’m already a registered member.
The days leading up to Christmas as a child
When my crush rejects me because “she could never date a computer nerd”
When you’re having a conversation with someone, and you can tell that everything they are saying is a lie
When the toilet unclogs itself…
My face when trying to concentrate on using a hula hoop
Walking out of the stall of a public bathroom after taking a massive dump
My Dad and I both suffer from hearing loss, and this is what a conversation on the phone is like for us….
When my friend cussed out and broke up with his bitch of a girlfriend in front of all our friends at a party.
My face is smooth after shaving
When my friend’s keep asking me why i don’t want to go out and I’ve run out of BS excuses.
When I see someone else pulled over by the police on the highway…
When I’m on my computer and it freezes briefly, then resumes like nothing happened
When I tell a witty joke and wait for everyone’s reaction