My face when someone sneaks up on me when I’m singing alone
When my older sister has her hot friend over….
My reaction whenever someone tells me they are sick
When I won a pair of concert tickets from the local radio station this morning; then found out it’s for a Nickelback concert…
When someone opens a pack of gum
On Facebook for my birthday.
How I feel arguing with my parents.
Opening RedTube and closing the Live Jasmin popup before it loads.
When my girlfriend is telling me about her day
When someone insults the music I’m listening to
When I see my ex girlfriend at a party
How my Buddies Look When I Try to Pick Up a Girl
Noticing a spelling error right after clicking submit
When someone says “We can still be friends.”
When My Girlfriend Says A Joke
How it felt getting a day off in elementary school
When a girl at a party asks for a cigarette, and I’m the only smoker
When I see my black friend
After masturbating to morally questionable material
How I feel after my first month without a girlfriend in three years
When my balls stick to the inside of my thigh