How I feel when I try hanging out with the cool kids
When your friend introduces you to someone for the first time, and then leaves to take a phone call…
When I drink coffee after not having had a cup in over two weeks.
When I saw on facebook that a girl I slept with a year ago is heavily pregnant.
When I looked at my semester grades that were posted today
When I don’t know what someone is saying
Whenever my name gets called first for a sport
Taking the girlfriend to a fancy restaurant
How I felt when my son played me his favorite song… by Nickelback.
When I’m in an uncomfortable social setting…
When I turned on a NES I found at a garage sale
My boyfriend when I got my period after being 5 days late
Me at a party
When my friends tell me what I did the night before at the bar
Showing up late and my boss has the day off
When i’m on the toilet and it won’t come out
When I have my friend listen to a song that I like
When my girlfriend is on my computer and I’ve forgotten to delete my history
In elementary school when I was asked if I liked this girl
When I get home just as my favorite TV show starts