Walked in on my roommate polishing the skin flute
My girlfriends reaction to 3am snoring
When my mom says I look cool
Watching a birth video for the first time during a birthing class with my wife
Texting a crush and getting a response back
When I’m on a plane and my ears won’t pop
When I pull out to not orgasm yet
When someone I’m into suddenly talks to me.
When I check my cellphone at 3 in the morning
Me, a white dude, seeing Django Unchained with my black girlfriend.
When my favorite song comes on after I have taken a couple shots
My reaction after my girlfriend of 4 months screamed out "I want your baby" in bed last night.
Thinking you recognize a friend in public, but it’s a stranger
When I turn 21 and look at the restaurant’s wine list
When I see someone put the hash brown on top of a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich
My gf’s face when she uses my computer and I haven’t closed down the porrn tabs