Tommy Lee Jones at the Golden Globes
Saxophoning so freakin’ hard
How to steal an ultra-thin TV
How to walk a cat
I told you I am not hugging Taylor Swift
How to beat Usain Bolt
The impenetrable armadillo defense
Drugs hidden in a water bottle
Best seats in the house
How I understand hockey
Rampage destroying a guy in High School wrestling..,
Suddenly, ball pumping
I’d stay off the couch. You don’t know what’s been on there.
Do you even lift?