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Awesome Book Of The Day: “Unicorn Being A Jerk”

January 29, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Uncategorized

In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals – through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions – that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include:

 

Trying to peek at breast-feeding women’s nipple.

 

Hoping his son isn’t gay.

 

Ignoring a homeless person asking for money.

Destroying a sandcastle.

Sacrificing  his one and only son to higher power.

Burning ants with magnifying glass.

Tearing out the last page of a library book.

Raping America and its citizens for personal fiscal gain by creating fake market wealth in the stock exchange, real estate market, and currency trade – then expecting the people of America to bail him out.

Pushing the close button.

Writing a Wikipedia page about himself.

Feeding pigs bacon.

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