January 29, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Uncategorized
In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals – through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions – that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include:
Trying to peek at breast-feeding women’s nipple.
Hoping his son isn’t gay.
Ignoring a homeless person asking for money.
Destroying a sandcastle.
Sacrificing his one and only son to higher power.
Burning ants with magnifying glass.
Tearing out the last page of a library book.
Raping America and its citizens for personal fiscal gain by creating fake market wealth in the stock exchange, real estate market, and currency trade – then expecting the people of America to bail him out.
Pushing the close button.
Writing a Wikipedia page about himself.
Feeding pigs bacon.