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January 30, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: LOLs

 Otto, why don't you get some more gas? Here's the

Otto, why don’t you get some more gas? Here’s the “credit card”.

 

 Ah, the ballet.

Ah, the ballet.

 

 Patty: Some days, we don't let the line move at all. Selma: We call those weekdays.

Patty: Some days, we don’t let the line move at all.

Selma: We call those weekdays.

 

 

 

“I have to go now. My planet needs me.”

 

“Can you imagine a world without lawyers?”

 

 But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him! He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good.

But, Marge, that little guy hasn’t done anything yet. Look at him! He’s going to do something and you know it’s going to be good.

 

 Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.

Now if you’ll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.

 

 

 Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams. Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.

Oh, not in Utica, no. It’s an Albany expression.

 

 

 Ok its over, get 'em outta here! Alright awn-delay! Awn-delay!

Ok its over, get ‘em outta here! Alright awn-delay! Awn-delay!

 

 His jiggling is almost hypnotic… Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

His jiggling is almost hypnotic…

Yes, it’s like a lava lamp.

 

 Aww 20 Dollars, but I wanted a peanut.

Aww 20 Dollars, but I wanted a peanut.

 

 

  Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.

 Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.

 

 I have to go now. My planet needs me.

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

 

 Lisa, when you get to be our age, you'll learn a few things, like when a sign says

Lisa, when you get to be our age, you’ll learn a few things, like when a sign says “Do not feed the bears,” man, you better not feed the bears.

 

 How can I stay mad at you?

How can I stay mad at you?

 

 Remember Alf? He's back. In pog form.

Remember Alf? He’s back. In pog form.

 

Why was I programmed to feel pain?!

Why was I programmed to feel pain?!

 

 

 Get back to work, Stewart!

Get back to work, Stewart!

 

 

 Stop that, Mr. Simpson.

Stop that, Mr. Simpson.

 

 You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half!

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half!

 

 

 Director: We've got to do the

Director: We’ve got to do the “jiminy jillikers” scene again, Milhouse.

Milhouse: But we already did it. It took seven hours, but we did it. It’s done.

 

 

 Now you be-a good, Pinitchio, and don't-a you lie!

Now you be-a good, Pinitchio, and don’t-a you lie!

 

 

“Sit perfectly still! Only I may dance!”


My new film is a mix of action and comedy. It’s called “McBain: Let’s Get Silly”

The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.

 

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