Immediately regretting sending a text
When I send a flirty text to a girl I like and she replies with just "lol"
When the teacher asks me a question in class on Monday morning
When you go to bed and then realise you have an bootyignment due tomorrow
When I make a pun completely on accident
When you realize it’s more than a fart
When I forget about the pizza in the oven
When a site thinks I’ll pay $50 for a font
When I fart in a group of my friends
When somebody waves at me in public and I forget who they are for a second
When my friend got chlamydia after having a one night stand with some girl whose name he can barely remember.
When I need to dry my hands but there aren’t any towels left
As soon as you get home from an event that required you to dress up
When I’m out eating and an attractive girl pbootyes by