Food Poisoning Sucks

March 1, 2013 | 4 Comments » | Topics: main

food poisoning

Word of advice, check the date on your eggs before you consume them….unless you want to be spending the next 24 hours hugging the toilet and praying to god that you have time to unload the leakage from your ass before the vomit comes spewing out of your mouth. Oh and let’s not forget the fever, the aching and the cramps that weasels its way in like it some fuking party…fuking eggs.