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March 7, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Art

Dear Jim, Please paint me an anthropomorphised New York skyline battling a giant religiously fanatical prawn. Meanwhile the diamond falcon contemplates. All the best, Carl Brown

Dear Jim,

Please paint me an anthropomorphised New York skyline battling a giant religiously fanatical prawn. Meanwhile the diamond falcon contemplates.

Dear Jim,Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler’s bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex, while firing a Thompson machine gun with one hand and holding sticks of dynamite with the other, robes flowing, winking and smiling. And at the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.Cheers, The Dirty Tackle

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler’s bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex, while firing a Thompson machine gun with one hand and holding sticks of dynamite with the other, robes flowing, winking and smiling. And at the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.

 

Dear Jim,Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a shietload of Soreen so he’s going to need something sturdy.That would be magic.Nick Connors (age 36)

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a shietload of Soreen so he’s going to need something sturdy.

 

Dear Jim, Please paint me Nigella Lawson eating a plate of Pentium 4 Processors with her metal teeth. In the background, we can see a mecha-war going on out of her window, on the streets of Bristol. Oh, and she’s drinking Duracell branded battery acid. Thanks, otakukuma

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Nigella Lawson eating a plate of Pentium 4 Processors with her metal teeth. In the background, we can see a mecha-war going on out of her window, on the streets of Bristol. Oh, and she’s drinking Duracell branded battery acid.

 

Dear Jim, Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.  Thanks, Tommy

Dear Jim, 

Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.

 

Dear Jim, Please paint me the brave little toaster (from the children’s animation film) in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ‘I cant believe its not butter’ on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS biatches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914! Thanks, lgh87

Dear Jim,

Please paint me the brave little toaster (from the children’s animation film) in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ‘I cant believe its not butter’ on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS biatches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914!

 

Dear Jim, Please paint me a guinea pig version of Burt Reynolds on a sun lounger being served drinks by Hulk Hogan wearing only the top half of a tuxedo. Thanks, littlecthulhu

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a guinea pig version of Burt Reynolds on a sun lounger being served drinks by Hulk Hogan wearing only the top half of a tuxedo.

 

Dear Jim, Please paint me Pinhead from Hellraiser getting flustered while on Celebrity Masterchef. Thanks, Bee Log

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Pinhead from Hellraiser getting flustered while on Celebrity Masterchef.

 

Dear Jim, Please paint me a Tyrannosaurus Rex playing Connect 4 with Heston Blumenthal on a lake of fire whilst a care bear watches them lustfully. Thanks, iknockthingsover

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a Tyrannosaurus Rex playing Connect 4 with Heston Blumenthal on a lake of fire whilst a care bear watches them lustfully.

 

Dear Jim, Please paint me Rene from Allo Allo sat next to Bebop from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the face of comatose giant Dean Gaffney (felled by two entire bottles of Disarrano) each glumfully eating spoonfuls of Brasso as they watch a live Sky news story detailing the death of Nikki Sixx from Mötley Crüe? The background should be very remiscent of the opening credits of Saved By The Bell, and Rene should be wearing a t shirt that indicates that he likes Camembert.  Thanks, jaeh2000

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Rene from Allo Allo sat next to Bebop from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the face of comatose giant Dean Gaffney (felled by two entire bottles of Disarrano) each glumfully eating spoonfuls of Brasso as they watch a live Sky news story detailing the death of Nikki Sixx from Mötley Crüe? The background should be very remiscent of the opening credits of Saved By The Bell, and Rene should be wearing a t shirt that indicates that he likes Camembert. 

 

Dear Jim,  Please paint me the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding veil, all this is taking place on the moon.  Thanks, Phil Lucas

Dear Jim, 

Please paint me the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding veil, all this is taking place on the moon. 

 

Dear Jim, Please paint me Bill Murray catching a bank robber using only his charm while members of the Tokyo police force shield themselves behind him? Thanks, dbaw

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Bill Murray catching a bank robber using only his charm while members of the Tokyo police force shield themselves behind him?

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