How do I pencil?
I was fersure this would work
Let me just take out this can of OMFG
Lost your arms? Better drink some milk
Do my eyes deceive me?
Finally! I can see the real world in HD!
How do you screwdriver?
I can’t prop up my pillows? Screw it, then I won’t read AT ALL!
For those times when you have absolutely no faith in someone!
A little for the plate and a little for the pot
It seems I displeased the child again
How the fuk do I taco?
Damn lamp doesn’t even work with no power!
Well, I’m all out of ideas
Nooooo! My hotdogs!