In high school when someone would text me Real Sex was on HBO
After my wife spends 25 minutes in the same aisle at Walgreens…
When the computer freezes while watching porrn and you can hear someone approaching
When I’m walking with my lesbian friend, and a ridiculously hot girl is across the street.
When a chick flick makes me laugh
When my drunk friends find out I have a Kinect
When I am too old to play in the ball pit
After multiple alcoholic beverages
When one of my kids is acting up and I see steam coming out of my wife’s ears
When my ex asks if I’m single
When my Five year old son says his favorite part of camping is laying in the tent and talking to me before bed.
When I’m looking at the longest piece of licorice in the world
When my parents tell me they are going out for the night
EA’s Response To Being Named ‘The Worst Company in America’
When a friend says her boyfriend doesn’t masturbate