Whenever my wait staff talks back to me
When I finished eating a frozen dinner and realized the box said “family size”
When my friend told me his gf was moving in and he’d never have to wank one himself again
My Dad whenever my sister says she’s having boyfriend problems
When I’m doing math homework and the answer is a whole number
When my wife is getting undressed and I’m late for work.
When the computer freezes while watching porrn and you can hear someone approaching
Introduced my girlfriend to Game Of Thrones, She just told me Eddard Stark is her favourite character…
How I feel when my black friends say I can dance
When a girl smiles at me
When you understand an obscure reference
Getting a drunk phone call from an ex…
When my brother told me he got a girl pregnant.
When My wife says she’s in the mood
When I’m forced to dance at a party