When my nephew tells me he wants to be a dinosaur fighting ninja when he grows up
When I give constructive criticism to a woman
When somone says “she’s beautiful” about my male dog
When my six year old cousin challenged me to Mario Kart.
When my 15 year old sister says she’s going to move out when she turns 18.
When I reflect on what porrn I’ve been watching after I’m done…
When I saw a guy at a bar turn down a really drunk girl for sex when he realized she was engaged
When I knew I wouldn’t know anybody at my girlfriends sisters graduation but I went because it was catered
When a game has no “restart” feature so I have to die in order to try again
When I click through the Java update too quickly and don’t uncheck the Ask toolbar.
Playing Video Games with my Siblings
Trying to get someone to take me serious when I’m drunk.