When I spray a bug twice with insecticide and it’s still alive…
When I’m on my last card in Uno and my friends think they have screwed me over by changing the color.
Whn my girlfriend says most men don’t masturbate
When my GF tells me to turn around since she’s changing
When I see the waiter walk by with someone else’s food that looks better than mine
When someone says I’ve had too much coffee this morning
When my buddy is having an argument with his girlfriend and calls her a biatch
W someone cuts me off and still ends up next to me at a red light
When my female friend starts crying
When my friend goes back to his cheating ex for the third time
When my Brazilian friend takes me out to a salsa dance night with his latin friends.
When I’m drunk and getting food at the end of the night
My friend’s reaction when I wake up from being blackout drunk