When I made a campfire and all the mosquitos flew in the fire
When I’m stuck in the bathroom without my phone and find the shampoo bottle
When trying to figure out if I’m in the right class…
When my buddy is having a bad day
When I learn that Joseph Gordon-Levitt wrote a movie that requires him to have lots of sex with his co-star, Scarlett Johansson.
When I’m browsing facebook and I see that my nerdy friend from highschool is in a relationship with a decent looking girl
Seeing porrn dick for the first time
When my friend says they haven’t seen one of my favorite movies
When my friend introduces me to someone and instantly walks off
When my brother tells me that Mum wants to speak with me
Watching someone double click web links
When someone makes a joke at my expense
When I see any waiter with a food tray walking in my general direction.
When my friend says he’ll pay me back