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Premature Ejaculation Explained By NASA Mission Control

September 3, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, Writing

E-Minus 90 Seconds.

Virgin 18 to Mission Control: foreplay checks complete.

Mission Control Speaking: Roger that Virgin 18, Ground Teams Sound Off.

Pudendal Nerve Go.

Spinal Cord Go.

Parasympathetic Nerve Go.

Corpus Spongiosum Go.

Corpus Cavernosa 1 Go.

Corpus Cavernosa 2 Go.

Mission Control Speaking: Shuttle is now Erect.

E-Minus 60 Seconds.

Scrotum Go.

Vas Deferens Go.

Mission Control Speaking: Crew is now approaching Ejaculatory Duct.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: CONSENT HAS BEEN GRANTED, PENETRATION IN 1…2…3!

E-Minus 10 Seconds.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: PENETRATION ACHIEVED!

Mission Control Speaking: Roger that Virgin 18, Emission checks proceeding

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: REQUEST TO DELAY EMISSION!!!!!!

Mission Control to Virgin 18: request denied

E-Minus 8 Seconds.

Seminal Vesicle Go.

Ejaculatory Duct Go.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: AGAIN, REQUEST TO DELAY EMISSION!

Mission Control Speaking: Request denied, Crew has now entered Ejaculatory Duct.

E-Minus 5 Seconds.

Seminal Vesicle Contracting.

Mission Control Speaking: Roger that SV, Crew is now in Bulb of Urethra.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: WE HAVE EMISSION! I REPEAT, WE HAVE EMISSION!

E-Minus 4 seconds.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: URGENT REQUEST TO DELAY EJACULATION!

Mission Control Speaking: I’m sorry Virgin 18, that’s not possible, proceeding with ejaculatory checks.

E-Minus 3 Seconds.

SYMPATHETIC NERVE GO!

BULBOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES GO!

ISCHIOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES GO!

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: AGAIN, REQUEST TO DELAY EJACULATION!

Mission Control to Virgin 18: negative, ejaculation is a go.

E-Minus 2 Seconds.

SYMPATHETIC NERVE, EJACULATION SIGNAL SENT!

BULBOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES CONTRACTING!

ISCHIOCAVERNOSUS MUSCLES CONTRACTING

Mission Control Speaking: Crew is now entering Urethra.

E-Minus 1 Seconds.

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONT…

E-MINUS ZERO SECONDS!

VIRGIN 18 TO MISSION CONTROL: WE HAVE EJACULATION, I REPEAT, WE, WE, HAVE EJAC…EJACULATION!

Mission Control speaking: god speed Virgin 18.

Virgin 18 to Mission Control: we have problems.

Mission Control to Virgin 18: speak for yourself.

Houston to Virgin 18: come in.

Virgin 18 to Houston: shut up.

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